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Joke of the Day

"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."

"if the invisible man comes to the door Tell him I can't see him! this was a joke my dad made ok dont judge me judge my dad"

"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."

"a jew, a christian, and a muslim walk into a bar in the holyland hey it could happen, just not on a friday, saturday or sunday"

"Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper."

"Just saw the hood of my jacket out of the corner of my eye and jumped out of the way, in case the Navy SEALS are hiring."

"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""

"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."

"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."

"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"