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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay guys like rotisserie chicken? They like the way the meat spins"
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"Kiss me you fool. Embrace me you dolt. Cuddle me you simpleton. Marry me you megalomaniac. HAVE MY BABY YOU GARBAGE PERSON."
"What do you call a lesbian prostitute? A rug hooker."
"I discovered a joke that no one in r/funny has ever heard ..? The joke is That pirates like the letters C and R"
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower."
"What do you call women who get beat by their alcoholic husbands? Beer-battered wives"
"What is Irish and sits on the porch? Patty O'Furniture"
"Job Interview : ""What is your great weakness?"" - Honesty - I don't think that honesty is a weakness - i don't give a shit what you think !"
"A man walked into a bar Ouch!"
"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"