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Joke of the Day

"A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased ""weapons of math instruction"""

"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"

"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"

"Purchased an hourglass for my desk at work to flip when people stop by to make them uncomfortable."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"Dear all bands: Not everyone in the band has to have a beard. Start with the drummer and if you still suck, just add beards as needed."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"Heard about the girl who took a contraceptive pill with pond water? Last I heard, she was three months stagnant."

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops."

"In case you wondered what married life is like, my wife is yelling at me for making her forget why she was yelling at me."