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Joke of the Day
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
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"How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?"
"The barber asks Bernie Sanders ""what are you looking to get done today?"" ""Oh, just fuck up the top 1%."" ""Say no more..."""
"Australians don't have any problems with gender pronouns... Because we call everyone cunt."
"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"
"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""
"I've yet to find the village where people help you raise your kids"
"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"
"I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold."
"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin? A vegetarian doesn't like meat and a virgin doesn't know yet if she likes meat or not."