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Joke of the Day
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
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"I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo."
"Three Chickens Three chickens on a cliff, the first falls, the second was attached to the first, The therd, well. He died of peer presure."
"My cheap boss... Talks so much shit. I guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass."
"Context is everything ""Jesus loves you!"" A lovely thing to hear in church. Not so much in a Mexican prison."
"How does the Addidas executive work through the night? Three lines"
"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"
"I was tired of not finding a seat in rush-hour commutes... Which is why, I started passing stool on the train."
"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"
"Knock-Knock!"