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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pair of identical twins who are stewardesses? Hostess Twinkies"
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"An atheist, a vegan and a femenist walked into a bar. And everyone knew it instantly."
"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."
"Pro tip: when a cop asks you to step out of the car, don't reply with ""I'm too drunk, you get in."""
"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."
"Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3? He was blowing off Steam"
"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"
"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."
"Why does America spell some words differently? They said ""We can do it without u, Britain."""
"And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest pulled out his tie and wet his pants."