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Joke of the Day

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"

"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"

"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""

"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."

"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."

"Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"

"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."

"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."