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Joke of the Day
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"
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"When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her ""Stop."""
"I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family My wife freaked the fuck out"
"Russia will eat Turkey for thanksgiving this year."
"Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much? Because of May weather."
"After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes."
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"Your password needs to contain a capital letter a number an emoji a plot and a protagonist with some character development and a twist end."
"GUY FIERI: ""Just saying, I'm open all week if anybody requests me."" MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION OPERATOR: ""Stop fucking calling."""
"Legend of Tarzan 2: Tarzan meets other primates. He befriends them all. He teaches them to fight. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes."