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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"
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"""Surely I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."" I wonder why rich men didn't just chop up the camel first..."
"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."
"A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off."
"What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep."
"What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum? It drives me nuts."
"In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done"
"I didn't sleep very good last night... So I put some Monster Energy drink in my coffee this morning. I got halfway to work before before I realised I forgot my car."