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Joke of the Day

"So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done"

"If I committed suicide, I'd do it in front of a mirror... I'll see myself out."

"Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China? All the dongs."

"What type of currency do people use in outer space? STARbucks."

"Why do lesbians only shop at REI? Because they don't like Dick's."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."

"Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!"

"Q: What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? A: Are you my mother?"

"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""

"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."