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Joke of the Day

"So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done"

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"As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier."
"[slams on the brakes] WHAT DO YOU MEAN LINDSAY LOHAN PLAYED BOTH TWINS IN THE PARENT TRAP"
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door? Matt. ...floating in your pool? Bob. ...hanging on your wall? Art. ... water skiing? Skipper."
"As a German I have concerns about the European soccer championship... Last time it didn't end well when we sent a couple boys to France to defeat all of Europe."
"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"4yo: Can I have some more Easter candy? Me: After lunch 4yo: I want lunch right now. I'm starving!! Me: We just ate breakfast 4yo: Starving!"
"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""
"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."
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