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Joke of the Day

"In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."

"I wrote a poem too. I sneeze. You sneeze. She sneezes. He sneezes. They sneeze. We sneeze. Now I know it's not a very original poem, but it's pretty sick."

"Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies."

"It was recently revealed that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness. Scary shit. It means 75% are running around untreated."

"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."

"Best gaming joke ever.. ..Riot match making"

"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"

"We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!"

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travellers here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."