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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... I need the cheap labor."

"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!"

"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."

"I once had a dog, that no matter what I tried to teach him, he only ever learned the the command ""shake"". He had Barkinson's disease."

"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"

"The best thing about time machines ... ... is that you can buy it used and sell it new."

"The Holocaust Wasn't That Bad ""The holocaust wasn't that bad."" ""Of course it was!"" ""I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown."" ""Why the clown?"" ""See, no one cares about the Jews."""