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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"What does Betty White's vagina taste like? Depends."
"I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them."
"A joke about the mods [removed]"
"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."
"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."
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