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Joke of the Day

"A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid. 'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'"

"r/atheism That's the joke."

"A man runs into a bar... ...Of steel. He ends up breaking one of his ribs."

"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"

"My friend asked me if her breath smelled like tacos. I said, ""I don't know, do you put shit in your tacos?"""

"I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."

"How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long."

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs in your genes!"

"TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher. She didn't take American Express."

"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"