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Joke of the Day
"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"
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"Apparently, when the Queen was at school, her strongest subject was the Gym teacher."
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"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."
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"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."
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