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Joke of the Day

"I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."

"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"

"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."

"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."

"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"

"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""

"I don't really have a ""blood type."" I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone."

"I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest... ......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!"