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Joke of the Day

"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""

"Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day"

"During a zombie apocalypse, establish dominance by approaching the baddest zombie with the snappiest teeth and braid his hair."

"My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow.."

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."

"I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me."

"Kayne and Kim name their new daughter ""North"" I hope there's a perfume coming: ""North"" by North West."

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"What does Ron Howard ask before watersports? You down with Opie pee?"

"A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus."