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Joke of the Day

"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""

"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""

"Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans."

"I keep forgetting which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot"

"Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers."

"Knock knock? Who's there? Dr Who. WHICH Dr Who?"

"My phone corrects ""haha"" to ""hahaha"", so all my friends think they're 50% funnier than they actually are."

"If you want to stop a bad habit... eat a cyanide capsule"

"What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be? A nail gun"