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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"
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"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""
"I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out."
"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."
"Why are the bears such a bad football team? Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry"
"Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?"
"Knock knock Who's there? You want two CDs You want two CDs who? You want to see deez nutz?"
"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See ya next month."