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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Deja"" ""Deja who?"" ""Yeah, it's me again. I left my purse!"""

"The Thai Girl One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, ""please don't get an erection"". But she did."

"Why do black people have white palms? There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct."

"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"

"Hey commercials, thanks anyway but we're poor."

"There are three types of people in the world I hate. Racists, hypocrites and niggers."

"A guy goes to the zoo but there is only one animal... It's a shih tzu."