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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a red elephant? With a red elephant trap."
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"Would you like to hear a german joke? Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht Edit 1: Grammar"
"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."
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"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."