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Joke of the Day
"I've forgotten how to ""hang out"" with people if alcohol isn't involved."
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"There's 2 types if redditors Those who repost jokes And those who complain about the first type"
"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."
"Doctor, doctor, there's a hairless military strategist on my head! Ah yes, looks like male Patton baldness."
"I was working at the butchers yesterday and a man comes in looking for a small chicken. I asked him to describe it so we can look for it together."
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. Credit to my younger brother on this one"
"I've already accomplished* so much today *been afraid of a goose"
"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem? comes out of nowhere."
"Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did."
"date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob"