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Joke of the Day

"I've already accomplished* so much today *been afraid of a goose"

"Did you hear about Treant? He's thinking of leaving. Perhaps branching out, Maybe even going back to his roots. I'm not sure I wood do that. He's barking mad if you ask me."

"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"

"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."

"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""

"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"

"Did you hear about the guy ducking charges of sheep rape? He's on the lam."

"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""

"You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with ""I is a vowel""."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"