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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail."

"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."

"The thing about blind prostitutes... You gotta hand it to em'"

"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"

"What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!"

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood."

"The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming. Its like she's never seen a penis before."

"What do you call a vaping vegan?1 Nothing! It isn't like you'll be able to get a word in!"

"Harry and Jerry Harry is at home and his door is locked. Jerry come in Harry says, ""Who are you and how did you get here"" Jerry says, ""I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"""