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Joke of the Day

"I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."

"I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending."

"what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends"

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"

"What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? Whore-moans"

"I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote."

"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."

"I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen."

"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"