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Joke of the Day

"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."

"Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy."

"Here's one for you 369"

"Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one."

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."

"Why was the plumber stressed? He had a high pressure job"

"Winning chess is the same as winning women. All it takes is the right amount of checks."

"What's grey and comes in pints? An Elephant."