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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."
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"There are three types of people in the world... Those that can count and those that can't."
"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."
"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."
"Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"
"I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake."
"if i ever become a dad my thing is gonna be sayin ""spoiler alert"" to my kid& then pointing at cars w/ spoilers. thats gonna be my dadphrase"
"Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes"