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Joke of the Day

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."

"R/News that about covers it"

"What is a gay couples favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"I asked a chick I met where the white women at? She told me they are at Old Navy."

"Are u cold? http://imgur.com/qfirGti"

"Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection? Because he was constantly nursing a semi."

"You know you're ugly when... someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens."

"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"

"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"