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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? Oh wait, I don't have a garage. Sorry neighbor I'll clean them out tomorrow."

"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"

"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old."

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"

"Hey, have you heard of that new movie, ""Constipation""? Yeah...it hasn't come out yet."

"i had an asthma attack with all that wheezing you would of thought i would have heard them hiding"

"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."

"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."