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Joke of the Day

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"

"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off!"

"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"

"-1 8 3.14 And it was delicious"

"Just walking down the ""Gluten Free"" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts."

"So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity... Well, her exact words were ""time and distance"" but I knew what she meant."

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."