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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Cold War never happen? Because Joseph was Stalin."

"What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water."

"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club."

"Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!"

"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"

"Did you year about the chinese male prostitute? He'll give you a Bro-Job."

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"