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Joke of the Day

"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""

"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."

"Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This"

"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""

"How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope"

"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."

"Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA."

"TIL Calaway's Law states that ""the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."" Now we wait."

"What is the greatest show of trust in a person? Letting a cannibal give you a blowjob."

"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"