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Joke of the Day

"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."

"How do you know an Asian has robbed your house? They're still in your driveway"

"I learned today that I'm still a reddit noob."

"Can you spell very happy with three letters? XTC (ecstasy)."

"When my doctor told me that I am able to astral project at night... ... I was beside myself"

"why didn't the escaped peasant want to go to the beach? he was scared that he'd end up serfing again"

"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."

"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."

"I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't."