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Joke of the Day
"How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook? Well, its complicated."
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"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."
"There are two types of countries on this planet ones that use the metric system and the one that got to the moon"
"PS4 - 29 Titan looking for fresh vog normal PSN allynlewis182"
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"
"Dear Fork, I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon"
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."
"Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth."
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"
"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."