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Joke of the Day
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"
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"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."
"Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me."
"A neutron walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, ""How much?"" The Bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?' Ba da ba, tshhhh."
"I self medicate, therefore you live."
"Ever since I became blind I never looked back... Or forward, or right, or left."
"Yo Mama Chain Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!"
"Gonna take up smoking, just in case I have to give an anonymous tip from the shadows at some point."