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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."

"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."

"Who's the top selling author in Russia? Salman Rush B"

"I was looking for the sun at night, and then it dawned on me."

"How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen? You get the feeling that you've Reddit before."

"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."

"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."

"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"

"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."

"Women are like condoms... ...they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."