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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen? You get the feeling that you've Reddit before."

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"You know what they say about men that live in glass houses... They beat their wives in the basement."
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"I am going to follow a random gang of drunk girls around the night club tonight, and just be in the background of all of their photos."
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