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Joke of the Day

"Women are like condoms... ...they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."

"If you had your social security number in exact dollars how much money would you have? I'd have 314,159,265"

"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""what's this, some kind of joke?"""

"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."

"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"

"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."

"Bond. Bail Bond."

"Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them. Its Reality."