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Joke of the Day

"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."

"Why is it expensive to be a criminal? Because the police charge you."

"""I'm going to be famous one day"" -Unknown"

"Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to."

"What do you get when you cross a onion and a donkey? A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye"

"Ever find yourself masturbating and realize that you've already watched this episode of Trading Spaces?"

"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."

"If someone ever challenges you to a fight, pull your pants off and chase them crotch first. I'm currently undefeated with this method."

"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."

"The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other."