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Joke of the Day

"A drunk homeless guy wanted to fight me yesterday As soon as he kicked me and lost his shoe I could smell defeat."

"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."

"I don't drink, smoke or swear. Holy shit! I dropped my cigarette into my beer!"

"Give me a massage ""Mm okay"" *rubs oil all over her* *things get hot* *things get too hot* *she bursts into flames* ""Dang I used petroleum"""

"And if you can't be with the one you love, eat because you're bored."

"Once upon a time the hardest decision we had to make was to choose our favorite color in a crayon box..."

"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"

"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."

"A man walks into a bar... A girl says hello....."