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Joke of the Day
"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."
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"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"
"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."
"Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket."
"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"
"I just gave a bus full of teenagers the finger before they had a chance to give it to me."
"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"
"alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first"