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Joke of the Day

"alladin: do u trust me jasmine: i've only known you for 2 hours a: so u don't wanna jump off this rooftop j: lemme ask my tiger first"

"You should never get married because it can ONLY end in literally 2 ways; divorce or death! Funny... but true."

"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."

"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."

"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."

"Hearthstone's TGT Decks are live! Log In and Play!"

"Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies."

"The living can't communicate with the dead, that's just seance fiction"

"New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose"

"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."