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Joke of the Day

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire? Stephen Hawking's"

"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."

"I think Inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping."

"Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example."

"What's the difference between a pig and a musician? A pig won't stay up all night to fuck a musician"

"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."

"Hoo-dini And now I wait.........."

"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."

"Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All good kitchen appliances come in white. (Don't hurt me)"