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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Indians play soccer? Every time they get a corner they put a dairy on it."
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"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."
"Ok, seriously men... You can't hear yourselves snoring, but the slightest crinkle of a chip bag, and you're suddenly wide awake?!"
"Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what"
"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."
"What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S."
"Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory."
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights."
"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the waiter after eating? Check, mate."