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Joke of the Day

"What will they now call a dust-up in the LGBT community (wait for it ... wait for it ) a bruhaha, of course"

"How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They glow in the dark."

"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""

"How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar's."

"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"(NSFW) Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because niggers have no rights. or Option 2: Because women have no rights."

"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !"

"So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there."

"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"