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Joke of the Day

"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."

"What sound does and alcohlic train make? Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out."

"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"

"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."

"What's a sorority girls favorite camera? A Like uh"

"No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die."

"Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, ""What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"""

"3 Old Women and a Flasher Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man comes by and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't reach."