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"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"
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"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""
"The thing about ""Your Mom"" jokes is... You're living proof your mom puts out."
"What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error."
"What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her about it"
"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"
"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"