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Joke of the Day
"What's a sorority girls favorite camera? A Like uh"
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"Boobies Teehehehhe"
"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."
"I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips."
"*phone rings* Wife: ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me (a dad): ""Hello. Yes my wife is here. Hey, Not In. It's for you."" Wife: ""...."""
"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."
"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."
"I once went to Africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the BMI scale"
"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"
"How does an Alabama girl know she's in for a crazy night? Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten."