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Joke of the Day
"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"
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"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."
"Why did the english student get an F? His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern."
"No. RT @BarackObama: Is the song ""Piano Man"" about a guy who is actually part piano, like a monster?"
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"Exactly 4 years ago, I asked my college crush out. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"You know the world has changed... when one of the things your doctor asks you is ""Are you gay?"" when you tell him your butt hurts..."