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Joke of the Day

"I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas station. The attendant spilled it. Why am I not surprised?"

"A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes."

"What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear"

"My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't totally destroy my phone"

"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"

"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"

"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"""Your bathroom has better lighting for selfies"" wasn't a good enough excuse for my surprised neighbor getting out of the shower. So uptight."

"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."