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Joke of the Day
"What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead."
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"the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, ""If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do? I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank"
"Sometimes I enjoy my steak undercooked, but that's rare."
"To prepare her for real life I make my daughter pretend to tweet on a toy phone when she's taking a crap."
"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"
"What's the similarity between smoking a cigarette and eating pussy? The taste changes the closer you get to the butt."
"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."
"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""
"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"
"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"