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Joke of the Day

"How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants? By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises."

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"They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?"
"What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.? The Contrasection."
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"
"There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine."
"Four more years is a great thing to shout at a president running for reelection... But not so good to shout at a 14 year old girl."
"Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have children? He cums down the chimney."
"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"