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Joke of the Day
"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."
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"What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? My toe sis!"
"A guy just yelled at me for tweeting and driving. I told him to get off my fucking hood and mind his own business."
"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"Caterpillars: Neither cats NOR pillars."
"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."
"My mate Dave's just got back from his third tour of Afghanistan. Hardest bloody bus driver I know."
"Can a match box? No, but glass can."
"Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ? Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!"